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www.that-movie-site.com

Answers to your most (and least) pressing questions

What's up with this site?

I don't know. I watch a lot of movies and write a lot of crap, and decided to combine the two and write crap about movies.

And you got this bright idea when?

In February of 1999, mostly because there was nothing good on TV and I was bored. My decision to take my reviews online was premature to say the least. I'll never live down some of those early reviews (although, to be fair, I'll never live down half of what I write now) and am known to hang my head in shame whenever they're mentioned. So don't mention them, or I'll hate you forever.

No one cares about your insecurities, tell us how the website started.

I got a lot of good feedback from a few misguided souls, and moved my reviews to a FreeServers site (FreeServers was free at the time). That grew and we've been at our own domain for who knows how long.

Yeah? Well, this site sucks. It looks like it was built by a third-grader.

I resent that. Obviously it was built by a very advanced fourth-grader.

Why are there so many grammatical errors?

Stop judging me! There are grammatical errors because I'm lazy, and also because I tend to type while riding a unicycle, juggling bowling pins and performing the love ballads of Engelbert Humperdinck. It's hard to multitask. I try to correct any potentially embarrassing mistakes before they go online, but when it comes to tedious, tedious editing I have more important things to do with my time, like watch Golden Girls reruns. If you see any error that, left untouched, will give you recurring nightmares, let me know and I'll fix it. If you live in St. Louis I might even marry you.

You like The Golden Girls? Which is your favorite? I like Dorothy.

Bea Arthur's comic genius cannot be overstated, but secretly I sort of have a thing for St. Olaf stories and anything that involves names like Sven Gunderson.

Who are you? Who who who who?

Much like the Oprah of several years ago, I'm every woman. See the about page if that's not good enough.

Can I advertise on your site?

No. We aren't interested in selling out to the man any more than we already have, unless the offer is extremely attractive and maybe includes something about crackers. Mmm, crackers.

Are you looking for reviewers?

Not really, but it's nothing personal. We just hate you, and especially the way you write.

Will you do my homework?

No. No, no, no. Go to hell.

What credentials and experience do you have?

I have no experience and even less credentials.

Who starred in/wrote/directed/composed/blah, blah, blah this movie?

The answer to that and almost any similar question can be found at the Internet Movie Database, or by using a search engine.

You gave Groove a bad review. You suck.

Okay, but so did Groove.

If one person runs this web site, why do you say "we?"

Good question.

How can you be contacted?

Morse code seems to work pretty well, or you can try the e-mail thing. Please include a subject line, preferably one that doesn't have to do with Internet spy cams, penis enlargement or Viagra for women, and I'll get back to you within... Oh, who am I kidding? I probably won't get back to you at all.

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