About Heather

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Sensitive government assignments sometimes require Heather to
disguise herself as a 2 or 3 year old.

Heather is an international woman of mystery who goes by many aliases. It is a distinct possibility that as you read this she is overseas on a daring and dangerous top-secret mission for which she is undoubtedly wearing freshly ironed clothes and fluently speaking an exotic-sounding foreign language. Or maybe she's just sitting at home watching Match Game and drinking chocolate milk. A 23-year-old in the midst of a mid-life crisis, Heather aspires to write and direct pretentious, dialogue-heavy films set in her native St. Louis. And learn to use semicolons. Sherlock, Jr., It Happened One Night, Holiday, The Lady Eve, Shadow of a Doubt, Double Indemnity, All About Eve, Peeping Tom, Cries & Whispers, The Godfather: Part II, Nashville, Goodfellas and Manhattan are some of her favorite movies.

Heather likes cheesy pop music and old-school R&B, the Dewey Decimal System, Pauline Kael, root beer-flavored lollipops, the American cinema of the 1930s, '40s, and '70s, procrastination, queer film history, reading about the failed marriages of drunken Jazz Age writers, Yo La Tengo, Catwoman in Batman Returns, and stuff that's funny. She dislikes Fred Durst, pan and scan format lovers, Woody Allen haters, and almost anything else you can think of. She is indifferent to referring to oneself in the third person. As you can see, she once had a thing for Rainbow Brite.

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